Dirty Secrets by Nikol Lohr

Dirty Secrets

Knitting
June 2014
English
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These gorgeous secret­-­compartment boudoir pillows let you simply and economically showcase that fabulous handspun yarn you’ve been hoarding. To help you rationalize buying the fancy stuff, they’re backed with yarn from your stash or inexpensive wool or novelty yarn and lined with frugal cotton. Both pillows boast hidden compartments so your favorite bedroom toys (or whatever else you like) can hide in plain sight. The larger oblong pillow is not only stylishly proportioned, but roomy enough to conceal your Magic Wand. The square toss pillow holds a Rabbit, Hello Kitty vibe, or similar battery­-­powered toy. If you don’t fancy the power tools, either pillow can conceal lube, condoms, breath mints, earplugs, a sleep mask, your diary, mad money—whatever you wish. Bring one of these babies, fully loaded, to a bachelorette or birthday party and you’ll be the Best! Friend! ­Ever!

Yarn requirements are included for three general weights, and they’re noted parenthetically, as sizes would be for a garment. If you run out of yarn early, simply adjust your pillow back and liner by reducing the overall length of ­each.