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Walk down the street in this hat and you show the world that you aren’t afraid of anything. A quick knit in the round in a size that fits most folks (9.5 inches from top to brim, 15 inches from top to end of earflaps) will have you ready for your next heist in a jiffy.

This hat is knit from Nerd Girl Yarns Squish superwash merino bulky in three colors: Pretty Cunning, Shiny!, and Mudder’s Milk.