Dad Joke Socks by Chase Clark

Dad Joke Socks

Knitting
March 2019
Fingering (14 wpi) ?
7 stitches = 1 inch
in Stockinette
US 1½ - 2.5 mm
300 - 400 yards (274 - 366 m)
Foot circumference Small (7"), Medium (8"), Large (9")
English
This pattern is available for free.

These socks use my favorite sock recipe to create an easy, well-fitting, and very not boring masculine sock. I initially designed these for my dad - a car enthusiast, hence the racing-stripe-like fading rib, and he always puts his feet up so I decided not to create a texture on the back of the sock. There’s a downloadable PDF on the pattern page, and it’s been updated with instructions for larger calf sizes as well!