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Sometimes you need to just knit all the fucks! Think of it as a way of exorcising them from your body! RELEASE THE FUCKS by knitting them over and over again! Guaranteed to make you laugh, start a fun conversation, and bring you catharsis!

This pattern contains TWO files!

THE FUCK CHARTS file contains lots of charted combinations using your favorite FUCK phrases, as well as an alphabet chart so you can makeup your own in case I missed your favorite fuck. THIS FILE HAS NO PATTERN, JUST CHARTS.

THE FUCK COWL file contains a pattern/recipe for an infinity cowl to wrap around you as an armor of FUCKS!

I knit the cowl using a worsted weight yarn, but you can use any yarn you would like. Perfect for stash diving!

I used almost all of two large skeins of Gauge Dye Works (170g) and about one and a half skeins of the Madelinetosh (100g) for the contrast color.

You could easily adjust the pattern for thinner or thicker yarns by say adding to the charts or holding the yarn double.

This pattern is meant to be PERSONALIZED! Play with the charts! Mix and Match!! One person’s favorite fuck phrase may not be yours! LET YOUR FUCK FLAG FLY!

A NOTE ABOUT THE HAT FEATURED IN THE CHARTS: I used the Musselburgh hat pattern by Ysolda Teague as my base pattern. You can purchase the pattern on Ravelry or here.